The spewings of the National Weather Service
You know....I hate the national Weather Service. I know that it's a vital service provided with my tax dollars, (yeah right!) but I must protest. Every time I walk into the radio station to begin my afternoon shift......that blasted box begins spitting out tape. If you don't know...it's a littl black box that prints out the warnings such as thunderstorms, tornados, and the occasional deluge of heavenly frogs. It's not that it's such a bad thing. It's just that everytime there's even the hint of a thunderstorm, It always seems to happen on my shift. And that means that I have to record...in triplicate...each warning, watch, or inkling the weather service deems worthy of informing the masses about. It's extremely time consuming. Not only that...but my co-workers think I'm like Jonah...and that they should throw me out of the boat! That's it...kill the messenger...that's all I am...I'm just the messenger! I don't cause the weather. I don't even have the faintest idea of how to predict the weather. I just print off what the more educated send us. If you get mad at anyone...get mad at them...or the Government for deeming it necessary to broadcast the slightest puff of wind that blows their skirt up.
Posted at 02:49 pm by shudson970
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The Low Carb Rantings of a Madman
I need to eat more chicken. There isn't enough poultry in my diet. I have been sucking down the fattened calf for far too long. Enough red meat. I have finally given into KFC and accepted their futile attempts to draw our minds away from the fact that the chicken is FRIED!!! Kitchen Fresh Chicken. The Colonel would be rolling over in his grave at this inane marketing ploy. I mean seriously...do you really think that just because America has jumped onto the Atkins bandwagon that we will all just run down to our local KFC and dig into a 12 pc. bucket of extra crispy? Our country has turned a sad corner when we now have low card Coke, doritos, and an Atkins friendly McDonalds menu's. It's no secret. I love my carbs. Which you can probably tell just by looking at me...but I know why I'm overweight....BECAUSE I'M A FAT MAN...AND I'M A LAZY MAN. Why must this diet continue to be forcefed down the throats of western society? I say the more carbs the better. Diet is not the way to lose weight...exercise is. I should probably take my own advice. Then I might not be such a rotund man.
Anyway...forget the carbs, forget the fat, forget any of those numbers the government thinks we should know about on the back of food packages. I only have two questions...Does it taste good??? and Will it kill me??? Because what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger right???
Posted at 11:12 pm by shudson970
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I love Jessica. She's so amazing. We spent the afternoon together today...I know that no-one else probably cares...but this is my blog...not theirs. I just dropped her off at the camp, and I already miss her. I know that's really corny, but that's the kind of guy I am. Think John Cusak...meets Horatio Sans...that's me...one big, large, funny, guy. I was gonna say Chris Farley...but...I don't hang out with prostitutes and snort line after line of cocaine. Hopefully Mr. Sans will not follow in the steps of the two former SNL "Big Guys" and die an untimely death by severe drug overdose.
These guys are probably two of the funniest guys in show business today. You may not agree with me...but I don't care.
Posted at 09:09 pm by shudson970
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Well, It's Sunday Morning. And I had 4.5 hours of sleep last night. I really should go to bed earlier...oh...I forgot...I have to work till ungodly hours and then get up at ungodly hours and then broadcast the most BORING church service on the face of the planet. I have now come to realize something. Organ music was spawned in the deepest, darkest, vilest pit of hell. Anyway, I don't really care if anyone reads this or not. It's just going to be for me to rant and rave, and if some kernel of higher wisdom spews forth, then so be it.
Probably the Best Movie of the last 10 years!!!
I just bought the Return of the King on DVD. I have finally finished my acquisition of the entire trilogy...yet...I will still buy the 4 disk version. I'm addicted to special features. Forget the actual movie...just give me hours and hours of how they digitally rendered the zits on Gollum's hindquarters!!! Anyway...time for me to say...Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night. (expect the bed bugs to bite...they're really hungry!)
Posted at 09:16 am by shudson970
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