Ok, So I'm staying at one of the professors houses for the next two weeks.  It's pretty simple.  I get 100 bucks to give his dog 1 hot dog, 1 slice of ham, and some kibble, and to let him outside every few hours.  Plus, cable tv, laundry, and air conditioning.  It's a joy.  But anyway.  It does put a serious cramp in my style.  Now, I've got to drive into Jackson every other day to make sure my Dad hasn't passed into the unknown, and I've got to sleep in my professor's bed for two weeks!  Tell me, Is there anything creepier than sleeping in someone's bed who has the power to give you an  F?  And one more thing....this guy has no food!  I mean it...there's nothing.  I'm gonna have to go home and get some mac and cheese or something to tide me over till I get paid tomorrow. I do like the flat screen tv though, and Direct TV.  Anyway, it's a sweet deal, even with the lack of food.